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5/30/25
THE KARENS - "I Wanna Refund" JUST DROPPED!!
The second Album featuring:
SWAM - VOX/GUIT
BEAN - VOX/BASS
JOE - VOX/GUIT
DR.CHUD - DRUMS
Produced by Dr.Chud
 
MUSIC
The Karens - "My Husband Got Fucked By A Werewolf"
MUSIC VIDEO

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7" VINYL IHHP

THE KARENS - "I Hate Horror Punk" VINYL 7" EP 2024

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1. I Hate Horror Punk
2. Address Me By My Husbands Rank
3. My Husband Got Fucked By A Werewolf

Produced By DR.CHUD


THE KARENS - S/T BLACK VINYL 12 " LP
(First Pressing 250pc)

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1. Let me speak to your manager
2. Fix the ice cream machine
3. Piss in the sink
4. A.C.A.B. (except for robocop)
5. Making a scene at the grocery store
6. Don't vaccinate me
7. I wanna devorce
8. You can;t skate here
9. Trans rights
10. Bite it you scum

 

THE KARENS - S/T CD
(re-issue extended version)

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1. Let me speak to your manager
2. Fix the ice cream machine
3. Piss in the sink
4. A.C.A.B. (except for robocop)
5. Making a scene at the grocery store
6. Don't vaccinate me
7. I wanna devorce
8. You can;t skate here
9. Trans rights
10. Bite it you scum
Bonus Tracks
11. Address me by my husbands rank
12. I hate horror punk
13. My husband got fucked by a werewolf

 

THE KARENS - I Wanna Refund CD

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1. I Wanna Refund
2. Where The Fucks My Fuckin Discount
3. White Wine For White Wives
4. Coversion Therapy
5. HOA GOD
6. You Forgot My Drink
7. My Husband Shot His Balls Off At Lowes
8. You Stole My Mail
9. Facebook Group


 
 
 

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Karen "Zombie" White T-Shirt with red trim!
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Trans Rights Bumper Sticker

"Trans Rights" Bumper Sticker 11"x 3"

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Karen "Skulls" Guitar Pick

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Karen "Zombie" Sticker 4"x4"

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Karen "WEREWOLF" Sticker 4"x4"

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TOUR
THE KARENS 2026 Tour
TBA
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THE KARENS/THE SCOFFS 2025 West Coast U.S. Summer Shitshow Tour

•06/27: SEATTLE, WA AT The Kraken
•06/28: BREMERTON, WA AT The Charleston
•06/29: EVERETT, WA AT Horseshoe Bar & Cabaret
•07/01: TUKWILA, WA AT Lucky Liquor
•07/02: TACOMA, WA AT The Valley
•07/03: OLYMPIA, WA AT the mortuary
•07/04: PORTLAND, OR AT Dante's
•07/05: COOS BAY, OR AT Global Inn Coos Bay
•07/06: MEDFORD, OR AT pyrate house
•07/08: SAN FRANSISCO, CA TBA
•07/09: SANTA CRUZ, CA AT The Jury Room
•07/10: SACRAMENTO, CA AT Cafe Colonial
•07/11: OAKLAND, CA AT Oakland.Secret
•07/12: PARADISE, CA AT pyrate house
•07/13: CONCORD, CA AT vinnie's
•07/14: RENO, NV AT Davidson's Distillery
•07/15: EUGENE, OR AT Sam Bond's Garage
•07/16: BOISE, ID AT Mad Swede
•07/17: YAKIMA, WA AT The Chainsaw Cat
•07/18: SPOKANE, WA AT The Big Dipper